They found us!
A million dark blots twinkle out of hyperspace, obscuring the glow of a thousand stars.
The floor shudders. A hundred massive grappling hooks snake across the massive void and thud against the hull.
The grapple-ends weld themselves to the outer shell, simultaneously cutting through and fusing a hundred airlocks for the invasion.
They have boarded the ship. Prepare to enter the escape pods! This is your captain speaking.
When the attackers appear, they find no-one.
The secret? An escape pod in every bathroom.
This photo from Kyle C. Kopko, who won tickets to an Eagles concert in Billings, Montana.
He never expected space-age architecture in the Motel 6. Especially not in the bathroom.