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Swirls of luminescent blue surround you,
furling into a vague mist,
obscuring the room around you.
A brass plaque is bolted to the mist. It reads "Welcome to the Notosphere", but the "t" was clearly scratched in afterward by someone with a diamond ring. A small triangular peg protrudes from the plaque. Hanging from the peg is another travel booklet, this time entitled "Conquistadoring for Dummies: Central America"
You reach for the book and open it up, hoping it'll take you out of this weird place.