There is a gangrel creature in this cavern. Seeing you, it rushes out into the darkness. A few minutes, slowly and furtively, its eyes peek back through the door and it speaks.
"Quaff", he says. You stare at him, uncomprehending, until he motions toward a pronunciation guide.
You have an odd feeling it wants to say "Versimilitude" at you, so you quickly blurt a question.
Hi, since you already know my name there is no reason for me to restate it. Currently I have nothing to say about myslef, but I shall get back to this page in the near future. Thank you for wasting your time looking at this boring page without any cool pictures.
(And that's saying a lot, folks.)