Most of the students at Etown College are not Real People; they are branded cattle. Evidently they're owned by a rancher named Abercrombie.
(Note from Fall 2003. For some odd reason, I haven't seen as much of a single brand this year. Odd. I suppose that will change once people start putting on their winter wear -- Summer wear tends to be more random)
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