eon hand

You pick up the eon hand, but it jumps out of your own grasp, crawls over to the desk, grabs a pen, and starts writing. How odd.

One of my first memories, oddly enough, is of a Looney Tunes cartoon in which Daffy Duck is consecutively squashed by fatter and fatter wrestling (WWF Style) champions. You can imagine the kind of impression this would leave on a little kid. It's just plain grotesque. Anyway, the song that went along with it seemed even weirder at the time. It's not often you get organ music on TV.

In the summer of 2003, I decided to look up the song and found out that its name is "Particle Man", by »They Might Be Giants. If you want to hear the song, try out the »They Might Be Giants Clock Radio. Several versions are available on it for free.

There is a lot of speculation about the meaning of the song. The »They Might Be Wiki has »some interesting comments about it.

(and here's a guitar tab, from the »They Might Be Wiki at »http://tmbw.net/cgi-sys/cgiwrap/interbug/tmbw/wiki.pl?Particle_Man/Guitar_Tab)

PARTICLE MAN

Written by They Might Be Giants

C             F     
Particle man, particle man
C                  G   
Doing the things a particle can
F                     G        
What's he like?  It's not important
C           
Particle man

C              F       
Is he a dot or is he a speck?
     G                     C  
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
   F                  G    
Or does the water get him instead?
F              C 
Nobody knows.  Particle man  


The entire lyrics...

Particle man, particle man

Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless? 
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man